The True Story
Welcome: I watched as GOD fell down from the sky to Earth to see me when I was 9 years old in 1994. (I went out morning of that day to figure out improving on my passion, American Football. I wanted to make a basketball move so that that move will help me with outrunning other opponents on the American Football field, so I went on a grassy patch near my house and started testing on the grass to see the best movements on the grass to dodge an opponent like to try to out run that opponent, so once I figured a set of body movements that I liked and I went to the half court asphalt basketball court next to the grass. There I tried to figure out what I should do to mimic the on grass movements to a move that would output the desired dodging movements made on the grass. I wanted to make me a good runner against the American Football opponents. This move in my mind was something that can make me a better player than just practicing on the grass. So I eventually came up with a bounce at a particular angle generated by a particular spin of the wrist while skipping as the ball moves in the opposite direction of a normal between the legg basketball dribble, I was extreemly exhausted once I figured this Studder Skip Swing Basketball move out.) also, (Somewhere during this creation of the move I had the encounter with GOD, I only remember he came while I was on the grass but I know I have went from grass to asphault to fine tune things, also I was extreemly exhausted once GOD got to me). My first remark as I see GOD land was 'Oh! my GOD, GOD!' and, 'I'm only 9 years old!' GOD remarked "I thought you were older." And I further said 'i'm a minor and i'm not responsible to make any decisions', GOD said "that is not right your fully capeable." God then told me I am the only one praying right now, I replied 'ever or right now?' God said "right now". And GOD said, "I'm surprised you aren't asking me any questions about things". And I said, 'I dont know where to start.' Then GOD said, "don't ever forget that." God randomly said "I cant belive THAT did that," which left me clueless to what he meant. Then I asked how do you do that referring to traveling space so fast and he said "all you have to do is try". Seemingly abruptly GOD muttered "You can't delete a hash tag". God also said how long do you want to live? I replied 'Forever is a long time.' Then GOD said "that dad of yours isn't your father, I AM YOUR FATHER!" I stood there amazed. Soon GOD said, "The earth is still right now" and I remarked 'you mean nobodys moving!?' GOD remarked, "yes." Then GOD told me not to make a movie called Norbit, (In a tone that made me want to make it however, he said it in a caring condesending way, I had a mental block as I asked Reggie to make it for some odd reason. But during middle school I realy liked the word 'nor' for my name and BIT for the bits in the operating system that I exploited during this time. Also, GOD commented to me asking why the movie shouldn't be made that "I dont want so many people wanting movies made about them". This was said in a annoyed tone. So, first computer was a Macintosh, I remember as I was trying to figure out how the MAC system ran while tinkering with the computer thinking 'man this apple with a bite taken out and all colorfully striped, wonder what a third world hungry person that hears of this computer and sees the logo that can't even afford the Apple fruit, I wonder how they feel, probably feel an impossible feeling.' At the end of the hacking with the Apple the computer crashed and wouldnt boot anymore after messing with restarting it and pressing keys on the keyboard. I told my mom the computer broke and the tech at COMP USA was shocked it crashed and asked, "did you do anything to it," I replied 'I'm trying to get inside the system and see how it runs,' He leaned over and said get the Microsoft Windows 95 one by CANON it will be easier. Still took over 2 weeks to figure it out. One of my motivations was the number 9 '9 means no in German, I had to do it,' I said '9 means no I have to do it' -over and over. I lived in Germany for over 3 years as a child as a refugee from Poland. They housed us as we waited for a visa to anywhere, ultimately the USA. Once I got the CANON PC to display a command prompt I attempted relentlessly trying what command would show how the files booted. And shortly after 2 weeks, laying for bed right as I fell asleep I heard a voice say "type in C:/start". So simple but it could have been anything, any way, weeks worth of hours of attempts. The files strung up on screen displaying which files go in order allowing for a time for discovery. So, I felt 300 a copy for Windows would make Microsoft 1 trillion on that alone and that was not fair so I spammed AOL about what I uncovered. A handful of people in a techie chat asked me what I want to call the new system I said "Lin would tell Lu you next, Linux." I chose this name because I had an admiration of Asian people and culture and Jackie Chan and also they were smart ones who would make the biggest impact on the development of a new OS system. I also told them that this was going to be a mess because I went to 100's of AOL chat rooms where I spammed out a huge paragraph about my views on why I wanted another operating system made. Since it was going to be a mess I suggested that someones going to have to rename them self to something near the word Linux. Note Microsoft have had their issues with Linux in the past but have also teamed up to make Windows OS even better. And unknown to me during this time there was another Linux in production which made the copyrighting and trademarking yet more cumbersome in 1994 1995 where many countries were claiming different versions of Linux. I also said we underground techies need to call ourselves one name with an extension I was NEO and they chose NEO_(your preferred name) since I liked neon and always wore my neon green cordaroys along with hating NEO Nazis since I was polish. I was directed to an underground mirc chat 5 years later while being on a different underground application, Hotline, to meet the neos, they amazed me with a custom built welcome screen for me on Windows ME (Welcome to Norbys Windows) and unlimited ODAY(well before the item comes out in public) apps games movies the works of supplies. I stumbled across Hotline going to an Office Depot store in La Mesa, CA I went to the Windows display box section and was reading the box and a black Office depot guy came up to me and asked why I look so interested, I glared over and said I want get inside it, he replied "we have all that taken care of, we have something for you write this down and download it and don't try to make money off this shit alot of people are pumping files hard and doing stupid banners dont spam like them" I didnt listen being stubborn and broke and hungry I ran a complicated server for 2 years on and off making enough to buy a few things basically sustain myself through High School; 1TB of files in 2000-2002. A lot of people in huge server queue and nearly no files distributed with frequent server disconnects and crashes, basically a big AD. I told the 94' NEOS just in case I dont have an encounter with them for them to have something for me to watch so im not so stressed about this stuff it was to be called MESSAGE FOR NEO that it would return on a search found it in 2015 when I was strung out and homeless: https://youtu.be/bt96D5psksI It contains my views on things that we discussed with the NEOS; the clip may be a coincidence. Also during the encounter with GOD, GOD said in a deep tone said "AND DON'T MAKE A MOVIE CALLED THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL!". GOD also said and that I can only show the basketball move I was working on for over 10 hours before he came to one person who ended up being Reggie Bush. I inspired the movie as Reggie Bush, my friend in middle school wrote down the inspirations in his journal in honor of me showing the Studder Skip Swing basketball move he said he would make sure the Norbit movie is made. I asked GOD why I can show the basketball move to only one person and GOD said "I dont want everyone doing that move, I don't want to see so many people in the NFL." (I within a short period of later time was practicing the Studder Skip Swing move at the basketball court in the section 8 housing I lived in, and 3 boys in the neighborhood strangled me till my heart stopped because I was reluctant to show the move and one kid ran home and brought his dad and he, Elmo revived me. The dad "Elmo" said after he revived me as I wake to chest compressions and mouth to mouth "GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAVE THEM CHECK YOUR HEART." I never did.) Also, GOD asked me "why are most people praying to Jesus?" then telling me, "you have to find a way to tell them, and you better start telling them before all this terrorism stuff starts happening." He said. This was approximatly in 1994 to rehitorate. Also, soon after telling me I am King, I remarked 'the world or what?' He replied "yes, the world." I also replied 'so i'm supposed to go around telling everybody I am King?' GOD said "yes they will believe you." God also said "don't do anything crazy". I asked GOD if I should ask Barbara Boxer from California to help and he said it was a good idea. GOD did tell me that this encounter will hit me when I get older and not to write anything down, I asked him 'how am I going to remember this?' GOD replied "it will hit you later in life don't write it down." Then he said "let me show you something" I said ok, and GOD said "jump on my back and close your eyes and hold your guts" taking me to heaven asking if I closed my eyes on the way there, I cannot say what happened, lets just say I surprised GOD from my reaction of what GOD showed me. The vibrationous harmonic sound as I took off there was something out of this world along with a tickle in the bottom of my stomach and a super joyous journey. I asked GOD if it was a fart that sound and I giggled as I landed in heaven. GOD replied "no it was not a fart". GOD also told me not to go looking for him, that he will find me. Also, During the encounter GOD asked me, "why are so many men dieing and not going to heaven?" I replied 'There is an HIV epidemic' GOD then handed me his throne and said "I'm handing you the cure, and don't go looking for it." I replied 'the disease or the cure?' GOD replied "both." So out of sheer force and strength and intimidation of holding the throne (a hand held powerful looking object) I threw it into the sky (It basically was very hard to hold on to). And we watched as it launched away, GOD replied "What am I going to do now?" I replied 'It will bounce back' and it did and then GOD jumped up and away.
Our Comments on The Environment:
- Is the current KWH per electric and Gas MPG's converted into each environmental footprint in terms of newton of force for either greater? i.e. which one gives most newtons for least environental impact? There are a lot of variables in this equation. What is the environmental impact of all this battery manufacture, recycling, replacement and disposal? And yes cars use up oil too on the other hand but what is more toxic?
- Has gasoline and fossil fuels in general reached nearly maximum output in terms of MAX MPG?
- Are there ways to make combustion more effective, additives, improvements to engines?
- What is the most output per newton of force that has the least impact on the environment? -for optimal fuels? -for magnetic rotors?
- Why are batteries improving so drastically and engines seem to have stagnated relatively in comparison in fuel economy?
- Whats going to happen if trees get less CO2 than normal, is the emission of fuels dynamic to this relationship?
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